Oh my, but these are dangerous. And they’re sneaky about it, too. They just sit there in their bowl, acting all innocent and demure, but don’t let them fool you. Not for a minute. They are little temptresses. Batting their gluten free eye lashes and giving you “that look”.
And just look at what they wear: slinky dips, sexy cheeses, silky spreads. But these gluten free sirens show their true colors when they drop all the pretense and go totally naked. Goodgawdalmighty!
Prepare to be seduced.