Chips, Crisps & Pretzels

Oh my, but these are dangerous. And they’re sneaky about it, too. They just sit there in their bowl, acting all innocent and demure, but don’t let them fool you. Not for a minute. They are little temptresses. Batting their gluten free eye lashes and giving you “that look”.

And just look at what they wear: slinky dips, sexy cheeses, silky spreads. But these gluten free sirens show their true colors when they drop all the pretense and go totally naked. Goodgawdalmighty!

Prepare to be seduced.